Lucky's Gun N Pawn Shop

I figgerd it best tuh share how I came buy a fansey spellin book ole Missus Davis told me tuh git.

Yuh see, I like playin cards, an muh wife jus gone an blowed half teh cooky jar munny on Ron Paul noncents. So I figgerd Id git it all back in a game--but I loss it all!

Good thang fur ole Sam at Lucky's! He done took my grandaddy's faults teeth on layway fur the spellin book.

Huck allmitey!